Wednesday, July 30, 2008

ode to wally world

Walmart sucks
Walmart sucks so much
They suck because they make crappy crap
Then they sell it to you for 2 cents cheaper than everyone else
And then it breaks
And you throw it back at walmart
And you break the window
And then the cops come
But you don’t care
Because its walmarts fault for making
Crappy crap
And making
Small
Chinese children
Work in sweatshops
To save two cents
Walmart is the devil
And they make
Crappy crap

2 comments:

Jessica Steed said...

This is awesome.
It reminds me of the Big Boxmart bit on Jib Jab.
I hope your neck feels better.
i love you

Chelle said...

Totally agree. My boycott of Wal-Mart may not do much, but it at least makes me feel better.